Say CHEESY!!!

For the boys only... Have you ever longed to talk to a girl but you're at a loss for words? 

Have no fear, Dexter's here!

Presenting...  Dexter's Compilation of Cheesy Pick-up Lines! 

Guaranteed to make you basted in 5 seconds!

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BOY:  Hey what happend to your back?
GIRL: (checks her back) Huh? Why?
BOY:  I thought all angels had wings...

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Here's a classic, ala Vic Sotto:

BOY:  May gusto ako itanong sa iyo, wag ka sanang magagalit...
GIRL: Ano yun?
BOY:  May NOBYO ka na ba? Pwede manligaw?

ehek ehek!

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Heto pa:

BOY:  Are you a terrorist ?
GIRL: No, why ?
BOY:  Coz ur the BOMB!

naks naman!

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Curious lang...

BOY:  Hey, may I look at the back of your shirt?
GIRL: Huh?!
BOY:  Please?
GIRL: Okay...
(Boy looks at the tag of the shirt)
BOY:  Sabi ka na nga ba eh...
GIRL: Ano?
BOY:  It says "MADE IN HEAVEN".

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BOY:  Miss, are you hurt???
GIRL: No, why?
BOY:  Aren't you an angel who fell down from heaven?

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When going to a costume party:

BOY:  I like your costume
GIRL: Huh? I'm not wearing one...
BOY:  You're dressed as a cake!
GIRL: Ano kamo? Paano yun?
BOY:  Because everyone wants to have a piece of you

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Heto pa... basted in 30 seconds:

BOY:  Bet you 5 bucks I can kiss you and you won't feel it
GIRL: oh talaga? SIGE PUSTAHAN TAYO!

* Boy kisses her and pays her P5.

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Another 30-seconder:

BOY:  Do you trust me?
GIRL: Yes
BOY:  close your eyes...

* Boy kisses girl
* Girl _______ boy (fill in the blank)

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More! More! More one-liners...

• Hey, did we meet before?  You look similar to me...


• You're like SuperFerry...  Talagang trip kita!


• You're like a yosi vendor...  Coz you give me Hope and More


• You're like Megamall...  You've got it all


• You're like my kuto...  I cant get you out of my head


• You're like my asthma... you take my breathe away


• You're like my pustiso.. 'coz I can't smile without you!


• I wish you were trash... so I could take you out.


• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


• Hi, my name is {insert your name here}, how do you like me so far?


• HI, I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.


• May kasama ka ba?  Samahan na kita...


• I bet your name is Mickey, 'coz you're so fine!


• Do you have a name?  Or can I call you MINE?


• Be unique, be different!  Say YES!

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