This has been sitting in my phone for so long already, giving me a mischievous smile on my face everytime I read it... So I just have to post it here:
Dexter's Frazzled Wisdom...
- It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
- If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- When all else fails, follow instructions.
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- The early bird gets the worm. On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.
- if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- It takes many nails to build a cradle, but only one screw to fill it.
- You can't be late until you show up.
- Make war, not love. It's safer.
- Anything can be obtained through hard work, perseverance, and a large assortment of automatic weapons.
- There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.
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