Yesterday at around 11PM I rode on my motorcycle to savor the cool evening air and to drop by the Citibank office in Paseo de Roxas to pay off my Credit Card bills. Since it was already late at night, I felt kinda tired and sleepy already and I reckoned it will be risky to ride in such a condition.
A bit of coffee and sandwich wouldn't hurt, I told myself, and so I left the motorcycle parked in front of the building and started walking towards the Petron Gasoline station located at the corner of Gil Puyat and Makati Avenue.
As I was approaching the corner of Makati Avenue and Paseo de Roxas (in front of the HSBC Savings Bank) I spotted a lady all by her lonesome self at the corner, presumably waiting for a taxi. She was wearing tight fitting jeans and a tanktop that showed her bare shoulders and very long hair.
I continued walking. As I neared her I took a closer look so that I could see how she would look like from up close.
Hmmmmm....
She has a cute butt eh? And my! What broad shoulders!
The light shone on her face and I saw her chiselled looks with a prominent jaw and cheekbones. She noticed my presence and, turning her face towards me, we made eye contact.
Immediately, as our eyes met, I got shivers down my spine, my hands started to sweat and my heart seemed to beat double time... But it wasn't because I was attracted to her...
That "lady" I was admiring turned out to be a "barako baby!"
Alarms went off inside my head. Lights started flashing. Adrenalin quickly pumped through my veins...
It was either fight or flight for me.
I started walking faster. Left... right... left... right... not looking back.
I thought I had already walked a good distance away from her when I slowed down. As I relaxed my pace I could hear someone mumbling behind me. I didn't bother looking back. Maybe it's just the wind playing tricks on me.
I continued walking.
The voice behind me started getting louder and out of the corner of my eye I noticed that it was this lady (or barako baby) walking behind me. She (or HE) continued mumbling but I could not understand what she (or HE) was saying. Maybe she (or HE) was talking to someone on her (or HIS) phone.
Or so I thought.
She (or HE) was now about to overtake me. We were in front of UCPB Building in Makati Avenue when I glanced at her (or HIM) and I noticed that she (or HE) wasn't talking on the phone at all! She continued her mumbling while looking straight at me with dagger eyes as if she wanted to eat me whole.
What the...???!
I still could not understand what she was mumbling about.
I stopped in my tracks, planted my feet firmly, turned towards her (or HIM), and matched her dagger looks with my very own version of Annakin Skywalker's fiery eyes when he was dueling with Obi-Wan Kenobi in Mustafar in Star Wars III - Revenge of the Sith.
With the loudest voice that I could muster, I looked at her (or HIM) in the eyes and yelled at her (or HIM) from close range.
Me: "WHY?????"
My voice could have been loud enough to be heard from the other side of Makati Avenue. I could see the whites of her (or HIS) eyes growing large as she (or HE) reeled back from surprise.
Her (or HIM): Huh???
Realizing that she (or HE) couldn't possibly understand the context of my question, I continued my verbal offensive.
Me: "WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME???"
She (or HE) immediately stepped back and started walking towards the stairs of UCPB Building, away from me , and mumbling loudly this time.
Her (or HIM): I'm not following you... (with pa-cute voice)
She (or HE) is now on the defensive!
Me: "DON'T FOLLOW ME, OK!??"
She (or HE) sat on the stairs sulking. Happily relieved that I got rid of her (or HIM), I quickly walked away.
She mumbled loudly again.
Her (or HIM): "You're so suplado..."
Without looking back ('coz I had this stupid grin already on my face) I talked back to her in typical Dexter speak:
Me: "Yeah, I know!"
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Lesson learned: Never make eye contact with people you don't want to mess around with.